|"Ugh. I hate fourth level. I hate square halts. I hate being sound. I hate not spooking. I hate being relaxed." -- Pig, probably|
|As in, holy shit who is this pair kind of good.|
|"Wat dis? How do? Plz explain..."|
|Pictured: Horse looking for the cause of his sweat-soaked distress, and a dog being Queen Derp.|
|And look pretty damn good while doing it, I must say.|
Also, WTF am I even doing here?
|Mom. The right hind. It needs pharmaceutical assistance again.|
What was a surprise? Well, along with intermittent arthritis issues, contact issues, and basic soreness from hard work, we've been dealing with a bit of an...attitude problem?
When you're a sensitive soul, and your hind end wasn't under you to start with, and that 10 meter circle just got too hard to handle. 💣💥😎 . . . #saturdays #dressagebloopers #thoroughbreddancer #overreactmuch #notintimidatingbuddy #realitycheck #makesmelaugh #ridererror #alwaysridererror #lovehim #sosassy #horsefail #dressagefail #dressage #thoroughbred #rearing #failedatthattoo #horsesofinstagram
Yeah... it's been a bit wild and hairy over here. Some days I'm riding a killer 4th level horse, and we're both ready to conquer the world.
|"Captain Guinness here, reporting for flying change duty."|
|Pictured: Me, sweating bullets. Pig, freaking out.|
|Yes, yes. Sane people always take the water-adverse spooky horse deep into the woods alone.|
|Channeling more of this, plz.|